Friday, June 3, 2011

Locating the secret device

There has got to be a device in my house that notifies the kids or my husband the minute my ass cheeks hit the toilet seat.  I have been looking for it and have yet to find it, because the second I do find it I will smash it to smithereens.

The reason I know this is I may go an hour without anyone needing anything from me or needing my attention IMMEDIATELY, until I sit down to pee.  The second I sit, and I’ll excuse the kids from this because they are too little.  But my husband will incessantly start calling my name.  I really don’t answer him until the 4th time he calls my name.  You see our house is not that big, there is no reason to be yelling across the house, especially if it to ask me if I know who the new coach of the University of Nebraska baseball team is. 

This doesn’t happen occasionally, this happens every time he is home and I have to pee, so I’m sure now there is a secret light that goes off the minute I sit to do my business.  I can't be the only one that this happens to. 

And yes, now I know who is the coach of the University of Nebraska baseball team is.


1 comment:

  1. Interesting - my family has the EXACT same device. They also have it applied to the telephone.

    Anyway, another great post. I love your blog, so much so that I have chosen you as one of my picks for the Versatile Blogger award. Come check out Lala Musings: The Versatile Blogger to claim your prize (there is a bit of blogging "work" associated with this "prize", so it is kind of a double-edged sword).